But I AM Yelling

Where the hell is the cap lock?

Where the hell is the cap lock?

A judge has told a father during a custody dispute to stop emailing his children using all capital letters because it is like he is yelling at them. SERIOUSLY? The judge has assigned him a family assistance officer to “help to make his messages appropriate and child friendly,”

Psst Nanny State England

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Ghost Car or Harry Potter Using His Invisibility Cloak?

Quick, where is Scully and Mulder when you need them? Seems a ghost car is scaring the beejezzus out of Russian drivers.

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Anyone For A Kim Jong Un Cut?

kim-jong-unAwks. A London hair salon got an unexpected visit by North Korean embassy officials after they heard the salon was using a poster featuring Kim Jong Un’s face. Seems they had a problem with the tag line “Bad Hair Day?” It was a little tongue and cheek go at the rumour North Korean men were only allowed to have one sort of haircut …the Kim Jong Un cut. Anywho the owner basically told them to skeddadle …hmm, well he said ‘listen this isn’t North Korea, this is England, we live in a democracy so I’m afraid you’re going to have to get out of my salon.’ Surprisingly, since the poster was put up not a single soul has requested a Kim Jung Un cut.

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Do You Serve Shooters?

ear pickerOklahoma City Council are pondering whether to approve Wilshire Gun range’s application for a liquor licence. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong? Hello 24 firearm lanes, 10 archery lanes and classrooms …. it’s all fun and games till someone gets hurt.

Psst Gun ranges in California and Texas already have the right to serve alcohol

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Teacher in Da Hood

dunceYou know you suck at being a teacher when you order a hit on a seventh grader. The female teacher gathered a pose of 6 kids from 8th grade to attack the boy after he made a comment she didn’t like. The gang picked him up by the neck and forcibily made him apologise to her. Needless to say she’s got the flick and the parents are thinking about a civil suit.

Psst Florida.

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Thief Rings Apple Support

And the dumbass of the week award goes to the thief who rang Apple’s technical support for assistance with unlocking a stolen laptop. Seriously dude, good luck with that. Seems Apple sent a thank you follow up email to the real owner who notified them it was stolen. That’s when Apple support donned on their deerstalkers and tracked down the thief and the Apple Air.

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When You Don’t Give A Sh*T

coughStuck for a wedding venue ? No probs, I have the perfect location. The Brightwater Wastewater Treatment Center in Washington is now officially a wedding venue. Oh come on loons, it has a full catering kitchen, state-of-the-art AV equipment, dance floor, ample parking, beautiful outdoor grounds, and room for up to 260 people.Oh and if you are worried about the ponk…it is ponk free. Not a smell to be snorted. Something to tell the grandkids.

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