Bloody Cyclists

Huh

Oh for the love of silly young blonde female drivers. A young woman in England got herself in some big old trouble after she tweeted ”Definitely knocked a cyclist off his bike earlier –I have right of way he doesn’t even pay road tax #bloodycyclists”
Yep, it went viral and yep, police have contacted the fool her.

 

Why Bother

OK Ohio police, about those ankle monitors. Some crim in Ohio committed 20 break-ins while out on parole and wearing an ankle monitor. His spree ended at Walmart. And yes, he was wearing the monitor. Hmm, so does amyone monitor the monitors?

Psst Friggin Ohio, home of Bearman.

Mahatma Gandhi’s Blood Up For Auction

Hey Loons, anyone interested in two slides of Mahatma Gandhi’s blood. Didn’t think so but thought I would ask. Seems the sandal loving peace maker gave the blood samples to a family in Mumbai in 1924 while recovering from an appendectomy.  It is expected to make about $20,000. Hmm, might look nice on the mantlepiece.

 

Oklahoma Teachers Are Tornado Heroes

I would just like to give a shout out to all the teachers of the two Oklahoma Elementary Schools who used themselves as human shields to protect the children. Heroes. The photo below shows a collection of images of teachers comforting their students in the aftermath.

 

Forget Paranormal Activity

A man in Tassie set up a video camera in his house in an attempt to capture  paranormal activity but instead caught abnormal activity. Yep, he captured footage of his partner having sex with his teenage son. Holy ghost Batman, that’s going to make Christmas dinner awkward.

What A Jam

According to the LA Times when a big truck carrying fruit overturned on the 210 it created jam. Ta da.

Love Spell Fail

If you pay $212,000 for a fortune teller to cast a love spell to bring your former lover back and it doesn’t work, don’t be breaking into her house to get your money back and then have a panic attack when police come to arrest you. It will so not impress your ex. I’m just saying.

Psst Spain