Are You friggin Insane?

A 56 year old woman has been arrested in Bali for allegedly attempting to smuggle in 4.7kg of cocaine which has a street value of £1.6m !!!  The drugs were allegedly found hidden in the lining of Lindsay Sandiford’s suitcase after arriving in Indonesia from Bangkok. If  found guilty, sadly that is the death penalty…… by firing squad.

Woman Swallows Toothbrush

Oi, oi, oi!!!

OMG, a woman in Israel has  somehow managed to swallow her toothbrush. Bat-El Panker (24) was brushing her teeth when she bent over the tap with her toothbrush in her mouth and viola, down her throat (so much for gravity). After several attempts at trying to retrieve it she gave up and rushed herself to the hospital but the doctors couldn’t find it and sent her home. The next day she began feeling pain and went to another hospital for X rays and a ultra sound. Still no sign of the toothbrush. Finally after having a CT scan the damn thing showed up and a doctor fished it out of her stomach.

Psst Lucky she didn’t have to pass it, that would have hurt!

Honor Student Jailed for Missing School

Diane Tran (17) is a US honor student studying college-level algebra, dual-credit history and English, she works two jobs after school  to support herself and her younger brother and sister after her parents divorce and abandoned them and now thanks to the Texan truancy laws she has been jailed, fined and now has a friggin criminal record. The reason? She missed more than ten days of school in a 6 months period. FFS, she sometimes doesn’t go to school because she’s exhausted from working and then studying all night. The judge, who should hang his head in shame,  said that if one student was allowed to avoid jail then they would all “run Loose”. The judge then had the nerve to tell this teen “a little stay in the jail for one night is not a death sentence”.

Psst Read more about this remarkable teen here .

Pass It On

Check out how you can use this image to help fund raise for cancer. Yep,  that little charity bear is at it again….Bearman Cartoons.

 

Could I Have A Second Opinion?

Man goes to hospital for kidney stones, man told he’s a woman. Hmm, now all he has to do is break that to his wife and six kids.

Want sauce with that?

Home Is Where The Heart Is

Want the scary stats USA? Since 2007 4 million Americans have lost their homes to foreclosure. This year it is estimated a further 1.25 million will. Even sadder, all the while realtors and investors are buying them up dirt cheap and flipping them for massive profits.

What Happens At Ballerina Fight Club Stays At Ballerina Fightclub

Two little two year olds got their tutus in a knot as they fought it out on stage during a dance recital. A prelude to the Black Swan?