A Florida Bowling Alley in Clearwater has been receiving some unwanted attention over a viral email that suggests they have placed President Obama’s face at the end of their bowling lanes, making it look like the pins are his teeth. The email says that the Countryside Lanes bowling alley has been making a killing over the gimmick, with people flocking to the place for a chance to knock Obama’s teeth out. As you can imagine the staff are sick and tired of answering the phone to deny the whole thing.
Everybody Duck!!!!
OK loons, no need to panic but the Earth nearly got hit by a bus sized asteroid last night. What’s worse, the friggin scientists, who are supposedly watching our backs, didn’t see it coming!!!! Asteroid 2012 BX34 missed us by 60,000km, which in science speak is “pretty friggin close”, and now is listed in the top 20 near misses list.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never, Whoops!
Tsk, Tsk, Julia Gillard
Seems that whole “Aborigines vs Julia Gillard” fiasco was caused by none other than one of Gillard’s own staffers. Awkward. Spin Doctor Media adviser Tony Hodges resigned yesterday after it was revealed he had actually tipped off someone connected with the Indigenous activists about the leader of the opposition’s comments concerning the tent embassy. It is alleged Mr Hodges leaked “grievously misinterpreted” comments and then revealed the location of Tony Abbott, in what appears to be a bungled attempt at embarrassing the leader of the opposition. It is not clear what Mr Hodges told them, but gathering by their angry reaction, it wasn’t pretty. The opposition are now demanding a full inquiry over the massive security breach and what the hell was said to entice such anger.
Psst Oh and by the way, Julia got her shoe back but odds are she won’t be putting that back on her foot.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser, Whoops!
Ghost Boat Ends Up In Spain
Hello, this is Spain, I hear you lost a pleasure boat? In 2008, Scott Douglas and his brother in law were enjoying a fishing trip off the the coast of Nantucket when a massive storm blew in. The pair eventually had to abandon the 26ft Queen Bee and swim for their lives to shore. Enter 2012. Spanish officials have found the now barnacle and rust covered craft 20 miles off the coast of Spain. Wow, that was some trans Atlantic drift. Unfortunately ,as Mr Douglas has already received an insurance payout for his AWOL craft, technically the boat belongs to Spain. Enjoy!
Psst The journey saw Queen Bee pass New England, Canada, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, across the northern Atlantic, Greenland, Ireland before making a right down the European coast to Spain. Hmm, I bet the guys wished they stayed on the boat during the storm now!!!
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
Attention, Special Delivery for the UN
Whoopsie, some Mexican drug cartel’s head is going to roll . Yep, a fool stuffed 16kg of cocaine, worth $2 million, into two fake United Nations bags without an address (or return address) and sent it to Ohio. DHL’s delivery center then promptly sent the bags to the UN headquarters in New York. A spokesman for DHL said “It is my understanding that because there was no addressee, the DHL just thought well that’s the UN symbol so we should ship it on to UN headquarters and let them figure out who it was supposed to go to,”. Hmm, the UN must of got a nice surprise. Now they can send a strongly worded letter to Mexico drug lords.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Whoops!
Are You Awake?
OK, here’s the thing roomie, you wake me, I WILL club you senseless with my bat, OK? The victim had popped home to pick up a few things for a sleepover at a friend’s place when he and his mates woke up his roomie (who happens to also be his nephew). Nephew goes ballistic and starts whacking his uncle with a baseball bat leaving him with a fractured skull and severe swelling on his brain. Hmm, that’s going to make Christmas get togethers a bit awkward.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, That's Gotta Hurt




