Remind me to avoid saying “bless you” when someone sneezes in Tennessee. Seems a student got booted from her class for saying “bless you” to a fellow student who had just sneezed. The teacher told her ‘We will not have Godly speaking in my class!’ Seriously, I always say that all the time … OK, given I say it as a courtesy, not as a religious thingy. I thought the whole bless you thing was a throwback from the plague… when someone sneezed you friggin prayed they weren’t coming down with a god forbidden disease that would eat your innards and make you bleed through your eyes…. just saying.
OMG, a Manchester United football fan has taken his loyalty a little too far. The 50 year old dude has had the MAN U badge tattooed on his forehead. He says ‘People don’t look at me in a funny way, they look at me in admiration.’ Hmm, I might beg to differ. Oh but wait, there’s more. He has also changed his name from Zdravkov Levidzhov to Manchester United. Mr United lives with his mother and David Beckham the cat in a small flat in Bulgaria.
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What is 6ft tall, pale, and wears a wig, red dress and high heel shoes? Julian Assange ?
Seems the whistleleaker is sick of his little cupboard in Ecuador’s embassy in London and is planning an exit strategy. The Wikileaker has a few serious health issues and has realised the Ecuadorians don’t have the adequate equipment to keep him alive. Checkmate. No word on when he plans to leave his compound but I’m guessing if you see an awkwardly walking pale woman in a red dress zip passed you, odds are , he’s left the building.
Psst To add salt to the wound, the woman was fined $700 for her troubles. Hmm, that’s paying through her broken nose.