Fart Leads To Fight

fartA drunk 64 year old man sees a 33 year old woman asleep on her couch so he enters her home and lets one rip right in her face. That’s a beating mister. Both were later issued citations for fighting.

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Is Ebola Cure Only For The Western World?

What is this Ebola plague they speak of?

What is this Ebola plague they speak of?

OK, firstly let me just say it is great news that both Kent Brantly and Nancy Writbol have survived the dreaded Ebola virus. However, some things still concern me. Firstly, I am sure the pharmaceutical companies are more advanced in the cure for Ebola than  they are letting on. Reason? Well, ‘Lady al Qaeda’ the MIT-educated neuroscientist who is now spending 86 years behind bars in Texas was planning to explode a dirty bomb full of Ebola and chemicals when caught in 2008. The US government has known that the Ebola virus was/is part of terrorists arsenal, so of course they would be racing to find a cure . I am sure we don’t even know the half of it.

Secondly, if they can risk giving the new experimental antidote on “Western white people” why wouldn’t they have tried to save Dr. Modupeh Cole and Dr. Sheik Humarr Khan, two brilliant “African” Sierra Leone doctors who were leading the fight against the disease. I think the excuse and justification ie we only having a small dose of the  medicine , is probably a mis-truth  because a) they didn’t want  “Sophie’s Choice” scenarios and b) there is no money in it for them. Just saying.

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Achoo

dunceRemind me to avoid saying “bless you” when someone sneezes in Tennessee. Seems a student got booted from her class for saying “bless you” to a fellow student who had just sneezed. The teacher told her ‘We will not have Godly speaking in my class!’ Seriously, I always say that all the time … OK, given I say it as a courtesy, not as a religious thingy. I thought the whole bless you thing was a throwback from the plague… when someone sneezed you friggin prayed they weren’t coming down with a god forbidden disease that would eat your innards and make you bleed through your eyes…. just saying.

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When Fans Go Wild

Just saying

Just saying

OMG, a Manchester United football fan has taken his loyalty a little too far. The 50 year old dude has had the MAN U badge tattooed on his forehead. He says ‘People don’t look at me in a funny way, they look at me in admiration.’ Hmm, I might beg to differ. Oh but wait, there’s more. He has also changed his name from Zdravkov Levidzhov to Manchester United. Mr United lives with his mother and David Beckham the cat in a small flat in Bulgaria.

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James Wright Foley RIP

yellow-ribbon

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August 20, 2014 · 12:44 am

Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego Assange?

rosesWhat is 6ft tall, pale, and wears a wig, red dress and high heel shoes? Julian Assange ?
Seems the whistleleaker is sick of his little cupboard in Ecuador’s embassy in London and is planning an exit strategy. The Wikileaker has a few serious health issues and has realised the Ecuadorians don’t have the adequate equipment to keep him alive. Checkmate. No word on when he plans to leave his compound but I’m guessing if you see an awkwardly walking pale woman in a red dress zip passed you, odds are , he’s left the building.

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There Is A Reason Why They Are In An Enclosure

giraffeWhat happens when you jump into a giraffe enclosure at the Wisconsin Zoo? Well, first Wally the 2 year old giraffe will lick you before booting you right in the face. Yes siree, kapow!

Psst To add salt to the wound, the woman was fined $700 for her troubles. Hmm, that’s paying through her broken nose.

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