This morning I raced to my computer to see if they had found the missing plane yet. Nada. So I clicked to the World Breaking News and got this …..
The only thing of any importance the youngest son of Queen Elizabeth did, was produce “It’s A Royal Knock-Out ” and that continues to embarrass them.
OK, first of all, thoughts and prayers to the 239 souls on the missing Malaysian Airline and their families.
I have been flipping stations all weekend following the disappearance of the plane. I can’t believe the lack of info coming from authorities. In this day and age you would think some kind of beacon would be coming from the plane or even from a passenger’s mobile device on the plane. Come on Samsung and Apple, can’t you check? Hello, even my friggin phone can track down my exact whereabouts 24/7 whether I like it or not.
How the hell did 4 passengers carrying fake passports get on the plane? I thought all passport numbers go directly to a database? Someone at the KL airport is in deep shit.
I am still confused about the Japanese pilot who claims he spoke to the Malaysian Airline co-pilot moments after the plane was announced missing.
Anywho, here are my theories …. A) That Chinese Islamic group, who set off a bomb in Beijing’s Tiananmen Square in October and stabbed innocent commuters at a railway station last month, are behind this.Reasoning? The plane was pack with mainly Chinese residents.
B) One of the four passengers using a fake passport attempted to hijack the plane. That Kim Jung Un is a sneaky bastard.
C) There was a catastrophic kaboom, caused by either a mechanical malfunction or from a missile. The Vietnam Navy were very quick to say they picked up the plane crashing on their radar.
Oh for crying out loud. Remember the jealous wife from China who gave her hubby sleeping pills before chopping off his penis and flushing it down the loo? Yeah her.Well, guess what? Hubby went back to his wife for the sake of the kids but behind her back was looking for a new woman to take over, just in case she had to go to prison. Wifey-poo got wind of his little plan and grabbed those sleeping tablets again. Yep, she chopped off everything left in his gential region before handing herself in to police.
Psst Hubby might just have to look after the kids himself now
Main diet of flies
A German backpacker who went missing after attempting to walk from Queensland to Uluru has survived for 3 weeks by …. wait for it… eating flies. Harsh. The 26 year old, who was picked up by two men, who found him wandering near Cooper’s Creek, seemed to be in good health and just wanted something less disgusting to eat and some ciggies.
Psst Hey Bearman, you remember eating flies on your trip Down Under, don’t ya?
Liz Wahl you too can take a bow. The Russia Today’s American news anchor interupted her live broadcast to tell the network they could stick it. Wahl was so pissed at how the station (Russian funded) continued to water down Putin’s actions in the Ukraine, she made a little speech and then quit.
It’s that time of the year again ladies and some gents. Get your knitting needles at the ready, its penguin pullover time. The Penguin Foundation has just sent a global call out for knitters to make little jumpers for penguins in rehab. The woollen jumpers are used to keep the penguins (who have been caught in oil spills) warm and to prevent them from trying to clean the toxic waste off with their beaks. The foundation also distributes the jumpers to other wildlife rescue centres if needed. If you are keen here is the pattern ….
Penguin Pullover Knitting Pattern.
Ahhh want a hear a feel good story? Yeah, thought you might. Stand up Cayden Taipalus and take a bow. This little 8 year old was so upset when he saw his friend go without a hot lunch at school, because he had no money left in his lunch account, he decided to raise money to pay off ALL of the overdue school lunch accounts at his school. Wait there’s more. After he raised enough to pay off the 150 overduers, he and his mom started an online fund raiser and now have $15,000 in the kitty and are planning to pay off overdues at other schools. Hmm, in my day that was the role of the government…just saying.