Monthly Archives: September 2008

What Are Neighbors for?

A man in England who accidentally cut his arm off with a chainsaw, calmly popped next door to tell his neighbor. Hmm that was nice of him . John Stirling had been merrily cutting a tree with a chainsaw when … Continue reading

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Friggin Wall Street

It seems Wall Street may be renamed Dead End if a bail out proposal doesn’t go ahead. Like something out of a Hollywood thriller the bankers, the investors and us little people have been glued to our seats as we … Continue reading

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Red Hot Chili Killer

An aspiring chef has died from what is believed to be accidental death caused by eating  home made chili sauce. Andrew Lee and his girlfriend’s brother decided to see who could eat the hottest chili sauce (as you do) . … Continue reading

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Cadbury Recalls Melamine Chocolates

Oh no, not Cadbury’s. The big British chocolate company have recalled 11 products so far, but it is excepted to rise as they discover more tainted milk in the mix. Mars and Kraft aren’t immune either,their Chinese-made Oreos, M&Ms and … Continue reading

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Have you checked the Vatican?

The 1,000 year old Hebrew Bible, Crown of Aleppo or Aleppo Codex, which got smuggled into Israel in a washing machine in 1958, is back in the news. Calling all Aleppo Codex page hoarders. Yep, the Holy Grail for Old … Continue reading

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I Friggin Knew It!

Warning all ratepayers, wonder why the council knows your every move? Seems they have caught on to internet favorites such as Google Earth and Street View to spy on us.Those lazy bastards are using the internet to look for unauthorized … Continue reading

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Only The Lonely

Latest research reveals that loneliness makes you cold. Hmm, I guess that is why they call it left out in the cold, dah. However, the University of Toronto have discovered that the room temperature actually changes depending on people’s mood. … Continue reading

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Fart Absorbing Undies

OK, here is a free public service announcement, if you have a spouse, friend or neighbor with a fart problem, I have a solution. My memory was triggered after the Nappy Fashion Show about a company in the US who … Continue reading

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You Might Not Remember Me …

What a bitch, first you get recognized on a small foreign real estate website, then you get recognised by the entire world for faking your death and not telling your kids, now in jail you get your lights punched out … Continue reading

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Diaper Catalogue 2008

Mutsukian is a name to remember when thinking about buying your next pair of adult nappies. Hmm and they are also responsible for the first adult nappy fashion show . Oh yes, it’s true the fashion show included 170 different … Continue reading

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