Bloody Facebook!

Well, Well, well. It now seems Aaron Sorkin will finally have something to write about. Hmm, Wayne Forrester, has just been sentenced to 14 years in the slammer for killing his wife with a meat cleaver. It appears Wayne wasn’t too happy that his wife changed her Facebook status to “single” (no, really!). The scenario played out something like this (but be warned it’s gory). Recently separated Wayne, spends the day drowning his sorrows on alcohol and cocaine before deciding to give the missus a visit. On arriving he grabs himself a meat clever from the kitchen and tiptoes upstairs to the bedroom where his wife, Emma, is sleeping.He then proceeds to hack the poor lady to death. Her screams must have woken the neighborhood because the police were soon on the doorstep. They could still hear her screaming when they arrived. Exit one blood covered man holding a carton of fruit juice (thirsty work!). All this because she went and changed her status on Facebook . Why didn’t he just write something nasty on her “wall” ?

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