Do these pants make me look fat ?
It was suppose to be just a routine liposuction surgery for alleged mobster Domenico Magnoli, who had recently become concerned about a bit of fat gathering around his thighs and stomach. There is nothing more unappealing than a obese drug trafficker in this new age sensitive world.Life on the run can be such a bitch and fattening, so our body conscience fugitive booked himself into the private La Madonnina clinic, at Calabria, southern Italy for a bit of fat removal. As Domenico rubbed his eyes after coming out of the anethesia he could barely make all these visitors gathered around his bed holding flowers and chocolates. But he soon discovered that his gift bearing visitors were in fact undercover policeman about to arrest him. Domenico who has links to the criminal organization ‘ndrangheta had been on the run for over a year and had spent much of his spare time having liposuction. Oh dear, I hope that prison food doesn’t add unwanted pounds to his thighs and butt (oh such a waste or should I say, ewh such a waist?).
