Monthly Archives: December 2008
70 Year Old Wants More Kids
Hmm, seems motherhood is suiting Rajo Devi, she is planning to have another baby, despite the fact she is friggin 70. Yippee, she and her farming husband are planning to have another go at the IVF program, run by doctor … Continue reading
Alligator a Long Way From Home
By crikey, usually when you hear rustling in the bushes you expect to find a lizard or a snake not a friggin Alligator (especially in Australia). Noonameena campsite caretaker Chris Littlejohns and his wife Jan got the surprise of their … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never
Not A Pleasant Pheasant Shoot
Gosh, I don’t know what’s worse, shooting a pheasant clear out of the sky or whacking your black Labradors with a 4ft stick? Hmm, maybe just being Prince Edward? Boy, is he in big trouble.The baby boy of the royal … Continue reading
When I Was A Kid…
Oh dear, a Year 5 Primary School teacher has managed to keep his job despite the fact he likes to swear at the little shits and let them run around the classroom wielding baseball bats. The Victorian teaching watchdog of … Continue reading
One Woman For Every Fire Engine
Thanks to political correctness local authorities in England will now be making it compulsory to assign one woman fire fighter to every fire engine. Local councils are striving to “achieve recruitment targets of at least 15 per cent for women … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Councils, You Go Girl!
Thats the Pitts
James Joseph Cialella Jr did what everyone feels like doing (but would never dare) he shot someone who wouldn’t shut up during a movie at a cinema in Philadelphia. Cialella became so incensed when a family began chatting whilst watching … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wrong, Whoops!
Who Are You Going To Call?
Normal people ring the police or have their phone number changed when they receive death threats but Tom Cruise has gone straight to the FBI. Seems someone isn’t happy with Mr Scientology. Now lucky Katie Holmes can legitimately stay clear … Continue reading
Friggin Shark Attacks
If you go down to the beach today you’re sure of a big surprise. It’s friggin closed. Port Kennedy beach in Rockingham, Western Australia, will be closed until further notice after a man was taken by a 5m White Pointer … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, They Live Among Us !
Gavles Festive Goat Incinerated Again!
Leave the friggin festive goat alone people! The 13m high straw goat that resides in Gavle, Sweden, has been torched 23 times since it was first erected in 1966. Each year the tourist attracting goat is placed in the main … Continue reading
