Cool Runnings...
Friggin good start to the New Year for this skier. Imagine chugging away up the Vail Ski Resort chairlift thinking about the snow, the run, the adrenaline rush, when all of a sudden you fall through the chair and become suspended by your pants. Worse still, to discover the pants are at your ankles. Dear god, your genitals are exposed to the extreme cold and fellow skiers are rushing for their cameras. Hmm, 2009 couldn’t get any better for you, could it? Well, yes it could, some cold callous bastard has sent your embarrassing predicament to Smoking Gun and now the world is having a good old laugh on you. Come on, we all know what the cold does to your manhood (I guess that is why we can’t really see it in any of the pictures). In some ways it would probably have been better just to have fallen into the snow and taken your chances! Nice bottom for a 48 year old though, no really! Wanna see more of the cold skier’s bottom click here to Smoking Gun. Notice the woman on the chairlift, does she seem the least concerned to you? Well at least they haven’t printed his name, yet!
UPDATE : The resort photographer who took snaps of our suspended bare bottom skier has been suspended indefinately for his insensitivity . Oh and for sending it to the local newspaper. Bummer!
