Monthly Archives: January 2009

January 25, 2009

Friggin Obvious

Hmm, is this what the world has come to, the Happy Egg Company have printed a warning label on their carton of eggs that states the product contains eggs. Don’t shoot the company, they are just covering their butts in … Continue reading →

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January 24, 2009

Facebook Can Be Deadly

Oh come on Edward Richardson be original, it isn’t the first time someone has killed their wife because she changed her Facebook status to single! Mr Richardson a carpenter from Biddulph, Stoke-on-Trent, has been found guilty of the stabbing murder … Continue reading →

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January 24, 2009

Friggin Car Thieving Goat

Oh gosh I love Nigerian police. The latest loon installment is that they have detained a goat over an alleged armed robbery. Police claim the thief used black magic to turn himself into a goat to avoid arrest after trying … Continue reading →

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January 24, 2009

Friggin CNN UFO

OK, people are talking about the UFO captured on CNN footage during Obama’s inauguration. Come on haven’t you seen it? Gosh, the footage clearly shows a UFO buzzing the inauguration. Hmm, I am thinking these aliens are damn smart because … Continue reading →

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January 23, 2009

Pulp Non Fiction

Hmm, I am guessing John Travolta and his family wont be visiting the Bahamas anytime soon after it was revealed that one of the three people behind the alleged $20 million extortion plot was none other than the former minister … Continue reading →

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January 23, 2009

Arrest Her Officer Shes Been Reading

Shelly Koontz you have the right to remain silent, anything you say or do could be used against you in a court of law…This poor slow reader has been arrested after failing to return her library book. Hmm, seems Shelly … Continue reading →

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January 23, 2009

Dont Mimic Me Boy!

OK, it is tradition to try and distract the Royal Guardsman when they are on sentry duty (it’s part of the fun). But if you are going to continually mimic them, be prepared for a bit of retaliatory action now … Continue reading →

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January 23, 2009

Man Sues After Strippers Shoe Hits Him in the Face

Yusuf Evans is not happy after a stripper accidently kicked her 1970′s style high heel shoe into his face whilst she was performing at a club. Yusuf,who claimed he rarely frequents strip joints (hmm, they all say that), was seated … Continue reading →

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January 23, 2009

Three Year Old With A Smoking Habit

Oh for goodness sakes Kelly Marie Pocock don’t you know smoking kills? Hmm, the British mother of a three year old boy has pleaded guilty to child cruelty after her friend showed a social worker video of the toddler puffing … Continue reading →

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January 23, 2009

Feet Protruding From Baby’s Bottom

Ooh a tad creepy. A little girl in Zambia has been born with a unformed parasitic twin protruding from her butt (I kid you not). Hmm, two feet can be clearly seen dangling from her bottom. Faith Mwampe, now 18 … Continue reading →

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