Monthly Archives: January 2009
Give a Dog A Plane
Gosh, I would have loved to have seen Air Crash Investigation solve this one had the Qantas Jet crashed? The Airbus A300 was flying from Auckland to Melbourne when a warning light began flashing in the cockpit. The light indicated … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!
Bullets For Melamine Men
Two of the men behind the tainted milk scandal in China have been sentenced to death. Zhang Yujun and Geng Jinping who were milk producers were stunned when they heard the verdict. Both were found guilty of selling and producing … Continue reading
Filed under Denial, Thanks For Nothing
When Squirrels Go Wild
Just the word squirrel makes me laugh but I guess the nurses at County Durham aren’t finding them funny at all! Health and safety officers have issued precautionary guidelines to deal with the out of control squirrels that have been … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, They Live Among Us !
Prototype T-34
Watch out people prototype T-34 will soon be unleashed on the public. Those Japanese inventors have been at it again and this time they have come up with a security robot which launches a net to capture intruders. Ooh, like … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Japan
Model Loses Hands and Feet
UPDATE : Sad to report Mariana Bridi lost her fight for life today after her condition deteriorated overnight. May I say from all the looners who took time to leave a message or who simply read this post, rest in … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wrong
Keys to a Successful Marriage
Charming Melbourne cleric Samir Abu Hamza has some advice for men, sure you can force your wives to have sex and hit them (oh as long as they don’t bleed!).Because you see under Islamic law it is a man’s right … Continue reading
No Make Up For Her
Mild mannered church minister David Chenery-Wickens just happens to be a serial adulterer and a sexual predator. Hmm, unfortunately it was his wife, award winning make-up artist, Diane Chenery-Wickens, who uncovered his sordid little world and paid for it with … Continue reading
Filed under Denial, Friggin Wrong
Flying High
The Captain and crew would like to thank you for flying South African Airways, unfortunately we will not be joining you on the connecting flight (or any flight for that matter). Whoops, the entire crew of a South African Airways … Continue reading
