Monthly Archives: February 2009
Don’t Do It Denis
Denis Beaudoin for the love of god don’t have a DNA test to find out if those 14 children are yours (quit while you are ahead). Do you know how much friggin child support you will be up for? Octomom, … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Denial
Snakes Alive
You know this is the kind of clown I would get stuck next to on a flight. Hmm,a man has been caught at Sydney Airport with 44 native snakes and lizards in his luggage .Oh, for goodness sakes people which … Continue reading
Hitler Living in Blackpool!
I knew it, the moment I saw Blackpool I thought, gosh if Hitler ever invaded Britain …… Evidently Adolph Hitler had marked Blackpool as a no go zone for his Luftwaffe’s bombing blitz, preferring to bomb the crap out of … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Scary
Granny Gets a $1000 Phone Sex Bill
Imagine opening the mail and discovering your hubby has racked up a $1,000 bill for phone sex calls? Hmm, that’s what happened to 86 year old Arlene Hald, only problem is, her husband has been dead for nearly 20 years. … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wrong, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Kid With a Friggin Gun
You wake up in the morning, you load your youth model 20-gauge shotgun, pop a bullet in the back of your dad’s pregnant girlfriend’s head and then toddle off to school like nothing ever happened. Hmm, that’s what allegedly 11 … Continue reading
