Monthly Archives: February 2009
Nicotine Nightmare
I keep telling people smoking is bad for you, but no one is listening! Hmm, Mr big burly chain smoking passenger on a Qantas flight from Australia to Singapore decided to try his luck by having a few puffs in … Continue reading
Mr Flashy Pants
Bryon Earl Huff loves nothing better than flashing his genitals in public. In fact he loves it so much he had specially made pants designed for his bad habit. The crotch altered pants were tailored in a way to help … Continue reading
Friggin Fred Phelps
Holy Broke Back Mountain Batman, Reverend Fred Phelps has turned his wrath on Victorian Bushfire victims. The charming little Baptist Church based in Kansas is claiming that the sinning Australians are responsible for Victorian bushfires. Dear god, are you sure … Continue reading
Mr Fran from Qingdao
The eeny, meeny, miny, moe dilema. Ah bless, Mr Fran from Qingdao had a bit of a problem, hmm, his five mistresses were putting a heavy strain on his finances. What’s a man to do? Simple, he invited them all … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Join the skeptic club!, Sore Loser, Well I Never
The Last Straw
Oh bless, Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe has been recommended for release from Broadmoor. Yippee he’s cured, well done. Mr Sutcliffe is the guy who murdered 13 women and scared the shit out of 7 others during his 5 year reign … Continue reading
Wife of Bridges TV CEO Beheaded
Ewh, the estranged wife of a Muslim New York TV studio exec, Muzzammil Hassan, has been found beheaded in his office.Police have arrested Mr Hassan and charged him with second-degree murder. Aasiya Z. Hassan had recently filed for divorced from … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wrong
Mile High Club?
Flight 234 from Johannesburg-to-London now boarding smuggling. What’s the story people? Another South African Airways flight crew have been arrested at Heathrow for allegedly smuggling cocaine into Britain.Hmm, that’s right, another 15 crew members are being held after customs officers … Continue reading
Knit One Purl One For A Chook
Jo Eglen you’re a darl. Jo runs the Little Hen Rescue Centre in Norwich, a sort of battery hen safe house. Her mission, to relocate stressed out production line chooks into fine loving homes. So far there are 5,750 happy … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Well I Never
Stabbed After Reading
A popular Chinese blogger has been stabbed after giving a public reading. Gosh I know how he feels, I’ve had to dodge a few bullets in my time! Xu Lai (AKA Qian Liexian) is a little bit cheeky and likes … Continue reading
