Monthly Archives: March 2009

March 31, 2009

I Swear Those Coyotes Barked At Me

Anyone who decides to put cardboard-cut-out coyotes in a park to scare off geese, so they will stop crapping all over the place, are just asking for trouble. As you could probably guess within a week the Southern Ontario park … Continue reading →

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March 31, 2009

A Problem Down Under?

Ah someone sent me this viral email and I thought I would share…now I know why they say “I come from a land down under”. What was the guy saying I wasn’t listening?

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March 31, 2009

The Fall of the Beautiful People

Yeah I know its cruel but how often do we get to laugh at the beautiful people? A little montage of runway falls… Oh dear lord here is what happened when a local designer made her “thank you” speech. Honey … Continue reading →

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March 31, 2009

A Bird In The Hand

When you see two pigeons carrying little bags near a prison it can’t be good. Nope, it seems Brazilian prisoners have been using carrier pigeons to smuggle contraband in and out of Danilo Pinheiro Penitentiary for some time. How does … Continue reading →

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March 31, 2009

Happy Feet

Holy disposable chopsticks Batman, Tokyo sidewalks are going wooden. The 80ft experimental wooden sidewalk has been installed in Nihombashi district to see if it helps to keep pedestrians feet cooler during summer (dear god fingers crossed). The new sidewalk is … Continue reading →

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March 31, 2009

Honey Why Are My Undies Pink?

And here I was thinking it was a red sock in the laundry.People of Painesville, Ohio, it was a friggin chemical feeder malfunction, not your wives, who have turned your undies pink, I swear. Seems Painesville have a little problem … Continue reading →

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March 31, 2009

Serial Killers Have Rights

Serial killers want fair trials too! Dear god, pig farming serial killer Robert “Willie” Pickton’s trial wasn’t fair? Recap…he’s the dude that killed 6 prostitutes, chopped them up in a slaughterhouse and then fed them to his pigs. Hmm and … Continue reading →

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March 31, 2009

No Reason To Pine

I am sorry, but if you are lonely and want to satisfy yourself, please don’t use a pine cone, it is gonna hurt. A poor sex starved spinster from Belgrade has had to endure two hours of painful surgery to … Continue reading →

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March 31, 2009

Bummer Day For Somali Pirates

When you are Somali pirates it isn’t smart to try and attack a NATO ship. The pirates apparently mistook the FGS Spessart for a commercial merchant ship and tried to attack the naval vessel.Whoops wrong boat…run for it boys. Poor … Continue reading →

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March 30, 2009

A Little Hard To Swallow

It’s that time of the year again, the Oakdale Testicle Festival.For $50 you can sit down and chow into 400lbs of bull’s balls (brings tears to your eyes). Oh, come on it is all for a good cause the Oakdale … Continue reading →

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