Politically Correct Food

I am loving the councils new bad fish policy!

I am loving the councils new bad fish policy!

Un friggin believable. The City of Sydney council meetings have got a whole lot blander now that the Lord Mayor Clover Moore has begun banning politically incorrect food (wouldn’t it be good to first start with people? ). Oh yeah,  from now on only cruelty-free catering. First to go, Tim Tams (that sucks!). Dear god, I didn’t know Tim Tams were made by child slave labor, I thought it was Arnotts! Hmm, seems the cocoa they buy for the Aussie chocolate bickie delight is child slave enriched! Friggin Ivory Coast. Hmm, lets see what else has been banned….. bad fish species (anything caught by a child slave I am guessing?), bottled water (ditto), dairy deserts and cakes with too much fat content (no idea why?).Makes you feel like going out and buying a kebab!

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One Response to Politically Correct Food

  1. tosmarttobegop

    It is impossible to not offend somebody, but how P.C. can you get? Food, I either like something or I do not. I do not take the time in between bites to consider where it came from or how it ended up on my plate.
    But it did remind me of a joke: Two women were setting at a table in the restaurant looking over a menu.
    One exclaims “Oh look they have beef tongue!” Her friend seemed shocked, “You would eat something that had came out of an animal’s mouth!”. The first woman upon reflection said, “Oh I guess I will have a couple of eggs”. It funny if you know where the eggs come from out of a chicken, a hint is it the same orifice that most of the ideas come from out of our Congressman.

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