Do you know how many friggin bees it takes to make a teaspoon of honey? Well if you did, you would know how valuable the golden liquid is. Donald Robert Alcock knew the answer, that’s why he bumped off Anthony Ross Knight silly! Mr Alcock shot his rival in the back whilst he was sleeping so he could steal his honey. The honey in question was worth about $40,000. Problem, it seems, was that to steal the friggin barrels and tubs he had to sneak past a sleeping Mr Knight. No can do, he would have woken him, so he shot him! Hmm, logical. Unfortunately, when Mr Alcock was unloading the 1400kg tubs at the honey distributor, a tub fell on him, pinning him to the ground. After emergency services rescued the honey keeper and he was given the all clear from the local hospital, the fool went back and stole more friggin honey! What Mr Alcock didn’t know was that the Queensland police had taken photos when he was squashed under the tub. Exhibit number one, photo showing Mr Alcock with tubs of honey bearing Mr Knights special marking. That will be one life sentence thank you very much. As for the bees, they work their butts off for what?
Killer Bee Keeper
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