Monthly Archives: March 2009
Dynamite Fishing Is Wrong
How the hell do you accidentally blow up a diver? Well, by using dynamite to fish for starters ! Oh for goodness sakes, four Vietnamese fishermen who were fishing in Phu Cu suddenly saw bubbles under the water and thought … Continue reading
Filed under End Credit, Evolution Be Damned!, Whoops!
All Hail Boy George
Here’s the thing, good people of England, Elizabeth is the queen on your notes, Boy George is the queen in your jail. Just want to make that clear because it seems the staff at Ryman’s stationary shop were a little … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, You Go Girl!
Dont Pat the Komodo Dragons
OK people don’t get between a Komodo dragon and his friggin food. Muhamad Anwar was picking apples up a tree on Komodo Island when he slipped and fell. Hmm, enter two big as you like Komodo dragons. Now Komodo’s aren’t … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife, They Live Among Us !
ET in New Jersey
Google Earth is becoming a friggin CCTV for alien enthusiasts. The latest image to get the “we are not alone” believers excited appeared in the town of Berkeley Heights in New Jersey (the alien was obviously lost!). ET was spotted … Continue reading
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Bad day at the office Dave? Hmm, David Maksimik was pretty much a crook, not a good one, but a crook. In January Dave decided to rob a bank. He jumped in his car and headed to People’s United Bank … Continue reading
One Unlucky Dude
Oh for goodness sakes, how friggin unlucky are you? Sean Hodgson sat for 27 years behind bars wondering what the hell he had done wrong. OK, he did confess to killing barmaid Teresa De Simone in 1982, but he really … Continue reading
Filed under Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Software Error?
Oh crap I hate it when dead people get letters. Latest…Megan Gillan gets letter from her school, Macclesfield High, demanding she improve her attendance or else. Hmm, sadly Megan has been dead for two months. Whats more the letter went … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wrong, Whoops!
Bad Hair Days All Around
What is going on in Hollywood? Friggin bad hair days? OK, we can understand to some extent Jennifer’s hidden perm, date with Chris Brown, bad friggin fashion advice, but Jacko, doesn’t your kid have enough issues ? How can you … Continue reading
