Monthly Archives: March 2009
Killer Bee Keeper
Do you know how many friggin bees it takes to make a teaspoon of honey? Well if you did, you would know how valuable the golden liquid is. Donald Robert Alcock knew the answer, that’s why he bumped off Anthony … Continue reading
Politically Correct Food
Un friggin believable. The City of Sydney council meetings have got a whole lot blander now that the Lord Mayor Clover Moore has begun banning politically incorrect food (wouldn’t it be good to first start with people? ). Oh yeah, … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Councils, Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
Virginity Going Cheap!
OK people, if you are going to flog your virginity to the highest bidder make sure you put a friggin reserve on it! Teenager Alina Percea from Romania is hoping to raise £50,000 in exchange for her virginity (hmm lets … Continue reading
Lucky He Liked Spiderman!
I think it would be kinda cool being rescued by Spiderman, even if it was only Sonchai Yoosabai. When a frightened autistic kid from Bangkok climbed onto a third storey ledge of his special needs school everyone feared the worst. … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Well I Never
Friggin Death Bed Confessions
OK death bed confessions 101, make sure you are definitely going to die before blabbing your sins. James Brewer (aka Michael Anderson), who believed he was going die after a stroke, called the Oklahoma police and confessed to having killed … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin loon Nominee, Whoops!
Life After Death
A sad time for Frieda Hughes as she must again face a tragic death within her family, the suicide of her beloved brother. Nicholas Hughes, the son of Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes sadly took his own life in Alaska … Continue reading
Filed under End Credit
Stop This Crap
Stop blowing up the friggin porto-loos. The Clorox Company in San Francisco are really pissed that someone is torching their portable toilets. So far the culprit has set fire to over 25 porto potties on construction sites all over the … Continue reading
Filed under Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !
