Monthly Archives: April 2009

Her Majesty Is Not Amused

Fornication on the Windsor Castle lawn is prohibited, unless you are a Royal, of course. A couple have been arrested after being caught having sexual intercourse on the Windsor Castle grounds near Garter Tower. It all seems to be a … Continue reading

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War Veteran Attacked By Mice

And now for something downright horrifying…a war veteran chewed by mice. The bedridden man was found on ANZAC Day in a Queensland nursing home bleeding from his ears, face, neck and hands. The injures have been blamed on a mice … Continue reading

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Wakey Wakey Cleveland Park

You know what I hate? Friggin home alarms. You know what Cleveland Park residents in Washington hate?  Friggin 1970′s Municipal Civil Defense system alarms. Bleary eyed locals were wondering who’s ear piercing alarm was going off at 5.30am and why … Continue reading

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You Waited Until Now?

Hallelujah, as people have been anxiously waiting for DNA results from Tarrance’s toothbrush another person has come out of the woodworks claiming to know who the Zodiac Killer is. A California woman is convinced her father was the infamous serial … Continue reading

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Ku Klux Klanning is Wrong

OK, here’s the thing, firstly this has already been done and condemned  ala White Supremacy night (only last month) and secondly, it may have been funny at the time but…hmmm NO. The Torquay Tigers Football Club decided to have an … Continue reading

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No-No Not The Vo-Vo

Don’t mess with a 103 year old trade mark bikkie people. When Krispy Kreme in Australia decided to release Iced Dough-Vo doughnut, Arnotts biscuits just about had an aneurysm. Arnotts are the protector of the Iced Vo-Vo biscuit,you don’t touch … Continue reading

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Too Easy

Well at least there has been one positive to come out of the Swine Flu scare, it has become decidedly easier for thieves to pull off heists in Mexico. Three surgically masked robbers looked just like the thousands of other … Continue reading

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Stay Between the Lines Children

Color me WTF. The Federal Emergency Management Agency have released their latest disaster-preparedness coloring book for kids which includes…wait for it…a picture of the World Trade Center twin towers in New York. Not so bad you say? Yeah, well did … Continue reading

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Them’s the Breaks

OK and here I was thinking my arse was too big! Queensland politician Hajnal Ban (aka Sara Vornamen) had a touch of short woman syndrome, so she hopped on a plane and flew to Russia where for 9 months she … Continue reading

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Billy Don’t Be A Hero!

Move over Kim Jong Il we have a new anti hero. A Kiwi fugitive is fast becoming a cult hero after his brazen escapes from police. William “Billy” Stewart has been running amok stealing and evading New Zealand police for … Continue reading

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