Go on give it your best shot!
What is becoming decidedly clear is the world needs bulletproof bras.It’s true. A Detroit woman is nursing her wounds after she was shot at by burglars. One of the bullets headed straight for her boob. Fortunately for her the bullet struck the under wire of her bra and slowed the slug right down (lucky shot…I bet they couldn’t do that again!). Hmm, now she can become bosom buddies with the Brazilian woman who was saved by the money she had stuffed down her bra when she was caught in the crossfire of a police shoot-out. See,there is a market for them. Hello! Victoria’s Secret…you are missing the boat!
Good to know that my underwire may give me a one in a billion chance of surviving a gunshot wound. I’ll make sure I only wear this kind in the future. As for the titty bag, sometimes I stuff $20.00 or so down there if I can’t find my wallet . I doubt if that is enough to save me. You see women with huge pendulous breasts need armour.
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