Now what are they going to laugh at?
OK, I hate clowns and I don’t think they are funny but hey, let them wear oversized shoes for goodness sakes. Come on Nanny State, what’s a little blood and guts for a good ol’ laugh. Valerik Kashkin, a Moscow State Circus clown, has been told he is no longer allowed to wear his oversized clown shoes in Britain. Reason? Hmm, well he fell friggin 3m while performing a stunt from a high wire and hurt his foot. By the time he had returned from hospital to the bigtop his size 18′s had been shelved. Health and safety people, health and safety! Poor old Kashin thinks if you take away his big feet feature he will be…well, just a fool in bright clothes!
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So what about all those Jamaicans. Are they all just clowns? Or is that so-called correlation just a myth?
Man-oh-man. The UK is getting more and more embarrassing day after day, minute after minute, from one tick of Big Ben to the next. What’s going to happen to the Flying Walesas, the incredible Flying Zuchini Brothers, Cirque du Soleil, Cher, Madonna. Get it together.
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What the hell do Jamaicans have to do with this issue? Did you see Jamaicans? I didn’t see Jamaicans. Are there Jamaicans?
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Geez, jamaican me have to explain it to you. And the nexus is….big feet…!!! Over to you!!
It’s not the shoe size that counts!!!
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