And now for something downright horrifying…a war veteran chewed by mice. The bedridden man was found on ANZAC Day in a Queensland nursing home bleeding from his ears, face, neck and hands. The injures have been blamed on a mice plague at the Dalby hospital. The distraught 89 year old was placed on morphine after having spent the night fending off the rodents during the vermin attack. Federal Ageing Minister Justine Elliott said that despite the veteran’s frightening ordeal there was no need to evacuate the residents. Hmm, I guess that is only reserved for crocodile plagues.
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That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day. I always knew those sneaky Austrians were a little cheesy
Austrians ? you mean Australians, Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi !
Well spotted Ann…When I was in Innsbruck a few years back a little shop was selling t-shirts to the Japanese. The t-shirts read “There are no kangaroos in Austria”. I guess they were sick of them asking LOL .
My best friend is Austrian so I’m pretty tuned into all things Austrian and anything mistaking us for them. Lol