Monthly Archives: April 2009
That Wasn’t A Fluke Was It?
Psst, don’t tell anyone, but last weekend a research vessel accidentally cut off a whale’s left tail fluke with its propeller. The North Atlantic right whale, which the federal agency are assigned to protect, is endangered (whoops) and only has … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Clown Gets The Boot
OK, I hate clowns and I don’t think they are funny but hey, let them wear oversized shoes for goodness sakes. Come on Nanny State, what’s a little blood and guts for a good ol’ laugh. Valerik Kashkin, a Moscow … Continue reading
Looking For A Handyman?
Who the hell did Chen Lu upset? Lordy, lordy, 30 nails fired into his head with a high powered nail gun …he upset someone bigtime. So far Australian Homicide detectives have made no arrests in the murder of Mr Lui … Continue reading
We Are Not Alone
Here is something you don’t hear about every day, a friggin scary creature snapped in Qatar along the Doha’s Corniche. An Arab ex-pat lady managed to snap a shot of the creepy little creature as it lay in the car … Continue reading
Should Have Put It On Vibrate
This is why pregnant woman should never, ever rob banks,their priorities … hormones …. everything… totally screwed up! A pregnant woman walks into a bank in North Carolina with a handgun gun and demands money. All was going quite nicely … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!
And The Lesson Today
When a little 5 year old boy from Apple Valley Elementary, Yakima, arrived home after a day at kindergarten his mom went through his bag as usual, taking out all his shit!..say what? Ewh, literally. Yes, inside his school backpack … Continue reading
Any Suggestions Bindi?
Quick, get Samuel L on the phone…we have a new script, “Crocs on Planes”. What the? Two Aussie salties (that’s short for saltwater crocodiles) Scar and Goldie ripped free of their head restraints whilst being flown from Australia to Manukau’s … Continue reading
Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!
