Monthly Archives: April 2009

That’s a Relief

Boy, the teens at Pequea Valley High School got themselves a bit of an education during their English lesson last week. Yep, a 17 year old student decided he would whip out his genitals and masturbate in front of the … Continue reading

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Friggin Sparrows

OK people, here is the real reason why smoking is dangerous.Paul Sheriff from Leasingham was miffed to say the least when his village store went up in flames. Imagine his face when the insurance investigators told him it was the … Continue reading

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Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never, Whoops!

Tough Tits

What is becoming decidedly clear is the world needs bulletproof bras.It’s true. A Detroit woman is nursing her wounds after she was shot at by burglars. One of the bullets headed straight for her boob. Fortunately for her the bullet … Continue reading

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Lets Play Doctors and Nurses For Real

OK, little kiddies, bin your Barbies, Bratz and GI Joes and make way for Organ Donor Dolls.Ooh yes, the next big craze.  Designed by David Foox from Denver, Colorado they are sure to be a hit amongst the young at … Continue reading

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Expired

Oh for goodness sakes what was he thinking? William J. Fell  stole over $170,000 in friggin nickels and dimes while he was working as a parking meter repairman. Yep, that’s right ,the dude was looting the parking meter canisters in … Continue reading

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Curry Pot Murderer Gets Death

Well when you kill 4 people and make 60 others ill by poisoning a big pot of curry you kind of expect the sentence wont be kind. Masumi Hayashi has lost her appeal against the death penalty after being found … Continue reading

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Fasten Seat Belts

Oh dear, a woman has broken her neck on a plane flight after being flung around the toilet in severe turbulence. According to Continental Airlines the woman had disobeyed the captain’s warning when the accident happened. As the plane was … Continue reading

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Judith Lucy

OK Ann, in honor of you going to a Judith Lucy comedy show here is a little stand up routine I found. It is sure to make the loons cackle!

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Good To Know

OK, here’s the thing, if a patient collapses outside the doors of a hospital emergency room, what do you do? Hmm, when Ken Olson noticed a man in a hospital gown lying on the ground outside the Saskatoon City Hospital … Continue reading

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Honey Are You Sure That’s Right?

Holy disillusionment Batman.Gosh I am just getting over the shock of Four Corners debacle now there is another controversy surrounding a major tourist attraction. You know that lake with the whopping big name  in Webster, Massachusetts? Hmm, well officials have … Continue reading

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