Monthly Archives: May 2009
I Guess There Will Be No Grandkids
The week wouldn’t be complete without a penis story. This one is brought to you by the Egyptian man who wasn’t happy with the wife his parents choose for him. Oh dear, it seems the man was in love with … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wrong, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never
Patriotic Squirrels
The lazy squirrels at the Port Huron cemetery in Michigan are using the small US flags placed on the grave sites during Memorial Day to line their nests. Patriotic little rodents aren’t they? Seems one squirrel in particular loves the … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never
Flight Delayed
Glad I wasn’t on this British Airways flight or I think I might have pulled a Christian Bale. Seems one of the flights from Heathrow to Europe was delayed for 25 minutes while the cabin crew looked for a “vital” … Continue reading
Filed under Denial, Friggin Hilarious, Thanks For Nothing
I’ll Get You My Pretty and Your Musical Too!
Oh dear, Pele Productions, who staged The Wizard of Oz starring Lorna Luft (Judy’s daughter) during the festive season, are being sued. Hmm, seems Adrian Bradbury takes exception to the theatre promoting the production as a musical (despite it having … Continue reading
Only Blue
Hey Prairie P&P’s, you wouldn’t happen to know anything about this, now would you? Wichita, Kansas, home to many things including the Sedgwick County Zoo. Hmm, seems the zoo refreshment stand had a little mix up with their sno-cones on … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wrong, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
Obese Quadriplegic Drug Lord Gets 10 Years
Dilemma alert. OK people, put your thinking caps on. What do you do with a morbidly obese quadriplegic who has been sentenced to 10 years jail for assisting in the manufacturing one tonne of ecstasy ? Paul Baker whose disability … Continue reading
Aquarium Offers Sushi Classes As A Side Dish
Quick, get PETA on the phone,the Shedd Aquarium is holding sushi classes.Dear god, that is like a zoo having a barbeque. Ah people, don’t get too horrified seems these classes have been operating for years. Families are welcome to participate … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Hello Is That 911?
Raibin Raof Osman was rightly peeved when Maccas failed to place an orange juice in his drive-through order. In theory a crime had been committed, he paid for it, it wasn’t there…theft! Osman, who copped a serving from his family, … Continue reading
How Friggin Ungrateful
Ohio man John Hamilton thought he was doing the Sandusky authorities a favor when he ran his mower over the unkempt foot high grass at Central Park. But instead of the good old pat on the back he got slapped … Continue reading
