Gotta wash them hands!
Warning to all parents, do not let your children touch or eat raccoon feces under any circumstances. Two cases of Raccoon Roundworm have been reported in New York City leaving one teenager blind in one eye and an infant brain damaged. Ewh, evidently the worms lay eggs in the feces and once those little suckers hatch they can travel throughout the body. I haven’t a clue what raccoon droppings looks like so I suggest you just don’t touch or eat any poop, just to be on the safe side.
Is there an oinkment for racoon roundworms?…The Hog
Hmm, you could try a little Wheatgrass!!!! Ooh and no Hog, you rub it in….don’t smoke it!!!!
However, if you do smoke the grass make sure theres no raccoon poop in the vicinity of your kfc bucket and bag of cheetos when you get the munchies…Source:FDA (Friggin Drugs Authority)
raccoon feces was the name of the awesome rock band I was in. Our hit song, “Feces in the mornin’, feces in the evenin’, feces at supertime,” was never played anywhere.
Sounds like shit