Welcome to the Royal closet Bob!
The Queen’s Senior Under Butler to the Silver and Gilt Pantry (don’t ask, I think it is royal for butler) has been busted watching porn, gay porn. Robert Wilson decided to sneak a peek on his laptop after he had just finishing serving Her Majesty and Prince Philip their afternoon tea. Bummer. The whistle blower (no pun intended) was the Sergeant Footman (don’t ask, probably picks out her shoes!) who happened to have walked in during the screening. Well of course a complaint was lodged (bitches) and by the time he had been sufficiently slapped by every other person with an over exaggerated title, the Queen was informed. Down the royal ladder Wilson went..kaplonk. He is now the dining room assistant (note crap title) serving meals to the cleaning staff and has lost his apartment overlooking the gardens of Buckingham Palace and instead is now living at the rear of Buck House (ironic or deliberate?). You know I think I would have just quit!
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