I invented Twitter
Damn he’s good. Dear Leader Kim Jong Il is on twitter and already he is claiming to be more popular than Kutcher (and the only one on the planet not following him or Demi). Yep, so now we can keep totally up to date with his nuclear initiatives and verbals with world leaders in 140 characters or less. Under the ruse of North Korean Government, Mr Il and his propaganda machine (that is Korean Central News Agency of DPRK) are busily tweeting. Hmm, so far no mention of the big bomb but some entertaining tweets include “Olympic Solidarity Football Coaching Course Held” (that’s a must) “U.S. Invariable Ambition for World Domination Flayed.” (nothing new) and “Japan Can Never Evade Responsibility for Its Past Crimes against Humanity” (pot calling the kettle). Hmm, one thing I notice, he hasn’t mastered the art of retweeting yet. Of course I checked who he was following… Almightygod, mrsevil and fark just to name a few! Wanna follow the DPRK Twit ?
Psst : In typical Kim Jong Il fashion he has his own personalized Twitter account but so far he has attracted only 49 followers, which isn’t ban considering he hasn’t written a thing! You can find that Twit here.
It’s official Kim Jong Il is now following the Friggin Loon on Twitter!
Be scared, Kim Jong Il, be very scared
He will be rocking in a corner before you know it!