Monthly Archives: May 2009
Lamberth Council Take a Bow
Friggin unbelievable. When Ruth Ducker parked her VW Golf in a London street she had no idea she had parked in a no parking zone.So you can imagine her shock when she then discovered her car had been towed away. … Continue reading
Yelp Alright!
Oh crap! When Yelp sent out their weekly email newsletter they had no idea they were heading into the perfect storm. The feature article about bicycles had the humorous heading “Put the Fun Between Your Legs.” Hmm, too bad the … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wrong, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
Fake Signs Fool Police
For two years police have been writing out parking tickets not knowing the “No Parking” signs were actually fake. A local developer Mike Bronson, from Tarpon Springs, who was sick and tired of the street being clogged with cars using … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never, Whoops!
It Tastes Like Chicken
There would be nothing worse than having to share a cell with Nicolas Cocaign…oh well, maybe Hannibal Lector. The French rapist turned cannibal, decided to make a meal of his cellmate ( literally) by killing him and sauteing one of … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wrong, Sore Loser
What The Hell Did You Do In Your Past Life?
Oh for crying out loud, what’s the odds some nutter would swim across a lake and put Aung San Suu Kyi back in friggin prison. John Yettaw flew all the way from Missouri to Burma just so he could warn … Continue reading
Going Down?
So the IRS can multi task, who knew? Michael Hicks who works as a contractor for the Internal Revenue Service in Detroit has been charged by the Feds for urinating in their elevator on numerous occasions. The dude was busted … Continue reading
Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Gross, Friggin Wrong, Well I Never
Blonde Leading The Blonde
How dumb am I? I didn’t even know there was such a thing as the Latvian Blondes Association. But wait, the story isn’t over.Marika Gederte, the head of the association is planning a “make the world a brighter place” parade … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, You Go Girl!
We Come In Pieces!
Here is something you might want to drop into conversation at your next dinner party and see how far you get. A Russian scientist is claiming a UFO deliberately crashed into a meteorite in 1908 to save our little asses. … Continue reading
Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Join the skeptic club!
Alternative Uses for a Shovel
Lordy, lordy, lordy, beating up druggies with a shovel is bad, a priest beating up druggies with a shovel, that’s a whole other story! Branislav Peranovic was been given the boot from his church after video evidence of his bully … Continue reading
I Think You Went A Little Too Far
OK, here’s the thing. If you are going to shoot a robber don’t pop him 5 more times while he is laying unconscious on the floor, especially if the security tape is rolling. Hmm, that’s just gonna get you a … Continue reading
Filed under Denial, Friggin Wrong
