Monthly Archives: May 2009
Show Us Your Tweets
Damn he’s good. Dear Leader Kim Jong Il is on twitter and already he is claiming to be more popular than Kutcher (and the only one on the planet not following him or Demi). Yep, so now we can keep … Continue reading
UFO Sightings For Merseyside
OK, the phones are running hot in the UK after a series of UFO sightings.Residents are coming forward claiming they have seen orange balls of light moving slowly across the night sky. Sightings have been reported from Southport to South … Continue reading
Filed under Denial, Join the skeptic club!
Like Anyone Will Eat Cold Fish and Chips!
George Pretty is a nice old chap and every Wednesday he volunteers to do the fish and chips run for his fellow residents at the council run Lakenfields centre in Norwich.Hmm, but that has all came to a grinding halt … Continue reading
It Ended With a Bang!
The day wouldn’t be complete without a penis story.This one is brought to you by a disgruntled Russian woman who was far from impressed when her boyfriend decided to break up with her. Alik D was quite happy living with … Continue reading
Filed under Well I Never, That's Gotta Hurt, Friggin Wrong
The Buck Stops There
OK honey, lets just start by saying if you are going to rob a shop, don’t pick a Dollar Value store for goodness sakes. Your expectations are far too low and it really isn’t worth the effort. Not only did … Continue reading
The Cross We Bear
For crying out American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) when are you going to understand that other religions don’t give two hoots about religious symbolism (as long as it isn’t deliberately placed to offend)? Urgh, if they did, they wouldn’t be … Continue reading
Boom Box
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the toilet . Swen Friedmann, a German brickie who was dying to go to the toilet while working on a building site, jumped into a pitch dark portable loo. … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin loon Nominee, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Beer Box Bandit
Last week a robber used his boxers over his head to rob a convenience store now this week a better form of diguise, an empty Bud Light box. Yes, some clown from Lincoln threw a beer box over his head, … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
When Green Goes Bad
Stuff the environment that turbine is friggin noise pollution…turn it off! Stephen Munday thought he was doing the right thing when he bought a £20,000 wind turbine and plonked it in his paddock in Stanford in the Vale. The 40ft … Continue reading
