Monthly Archives: May 2009

Mind Your Step!

Oh dear, I just hate it when you get your leg caught in a toilet.A very embarrassed German woman managed to lose her balance just as she had finished on a squat toilet in Offenburg. As luck would have it … Continue reading

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What A Pain In The Butt

Civil libertarians look away, look away. Bless, Swaziland MP Timothy Myeni has made an interesting suggestion. Hmm, he proposes that all African HIV sufferers have their butts branded to warn would-be partners that they are carrying the disease. Mr Myeni … Continue reading

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You Live Where?

Good lord, the residents of a small street in the UK have finally convinced the powers that be to change the name of their street. After years of ridicule, tourist buses pulling up, street signs being stolen and taxi sevices … Continue reading

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Guinness Becomes Part of a Record!

How’s them apples, Jonathon Lee Riches (aka Irving Picard) is suing Guinness Book of World Records for naming him as the dude who has filed the most lawsuits ever. That would be over 4,000 by the last count.Mr Riches who … Continue reading

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Red Bull Cola Gets Street Cred!

Step away from the Red Bull cola people. Germany has just banned the “bounce off the walls” energy drink after finding traces of cocaine.Hmm, German food authorities found that the popular drink contained 0.4 micrograms of cocaine per litre. Gosh, … Continue reading

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It Just Sucks

OK, firstly I want to know why someone would want to spend “several million dollars” on designing a spill proof straw for juiceboxes? Come on people, it isn’t really a health risk, just an annoying and sticky distraction for some. … Continue reading

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Novel Idea!

OK, as I have probably freaked people out with my last post I might as well go for broke. A Japanese company, Hayashi Paper Corp, is producing toilet rolls with a twist. The rolls have a horror story printed across … Continue reading

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Japan Improvises After Running Short of Face Masks

What does one do when one runs out of swine flu face masks? Hmm, well if in Japan …panic. The land of the rising sun is suffering from a shortage of face masks and authorities are now encouraging citizens to … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Il You’ve Done It Again

Oh, heavens to murgatroyd Kim Jong Il, what have you done now? South Korea are freaking after it has been reported North Korea has conducted a nuclear test. And no, it wasn’t Dear Leader learning to use a microwave. Emergency … Continue reading

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Who is a Turkey Then?

OK, here is the thing, if you sit behind a decoy turkey and make turkey calls there is a high probability that your hunting companion is going to shoot the shit out of you! Henry Gasiorowski is nursing his wounds … Continue reading

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