Monthly Archives: June 2009
DIY Trim
OK, I haven’t been down this road for a few weeks but a man from Stevenage in the UK is in hospital after attempting a do-it-yourself circumcision with nail clippers. Oh dear god, what was he thinking? Gosh, I hope … Continue reading
Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Geez Ann, you know how we all hate ventriloquist dolls, clowns and dolls (the ones whose eyes move) but this is so hell funny I had to share with the other Loons. Thanks for the big old laugh! “I kill … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious
Not That There Is Anything Wrong With That!
Cirque Du Soleil rang and said NO! Are you sure it was a cross-dressing man wearing clown make-up? Boulder police are on the look out for a man who robbed the Boulder Beer Emporium wearing red and white face make-up, … Continue reading
Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
I Got Worms
Of all the most ridiculous, silly, stupid things to do, worm charming must be one of them. Oh for goodness sakes people! They even have friggin competitions for this “sport”. Hmm and this year, at Britain’s World Worm Charming Championships, … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Gross, Friggin Wildlife, You Go Girl!
Bernie Madoff
71 + 150 = 221. Dumbass!
That’s The Pits!
You know your life sucks when you decide to commit suicide at the bottom of a pit toilet. A Papua New Guinean who believe he had nothing to live for because all of his family were dead crawled through the … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross
Slippery When Wet
Latest Nanny State victims are the little kiddies at St Sidwells Primary school, Exeter, Devon. Sorry kids, no swimming goggles for you. Yep, unless your eyes blow up like a beachball from chemicals in the pool you will just have … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Nanny State, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Gee, Landing Is Going To Be A Bitch
Wanna buy really cheap airline tickets? Now I am talking really cheap! The one catch is…you gotta stand! Chinese airline Spring Airlines have submitted a proposal to sell standing room only tickets on some of their flights. The idea even … Continue reading
