Monthly Archives: June 2009
Didn’t See That Coming!
OK, here’s the thing popular Sri Lankan astrologer man. Making unfavorable predictions about the president of the country is gonna get you arrested. Predict that! Oh dear, Chandrasiri Bandara who was attending a meeting over in the opposition’s camp predicted … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wrong, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
Kiss Your Asse Goodbye
OK, just a word of warning to anyone and I mean anyone planning to visit Asse in Lower Saxony,Germany…. don’t. Not only is it home to a friggin salt-mine nuclear waste storage facility (WTF) but the friggin thing is crumbling … Continue reading
Don’t Mess With The Eyesores
Gosh, you do something nice for people and this is what you get for it! Jayne Bailey, who is a garden whiz, noticed that the crappy concrete island in the carpark of her housing estate needed a makeover. The 30 … Continue reading
Dummies Guide to A Prison Escape
Curtis Jones of New Franklin should have his jail sentence reduced just for his sheer ingenuity! Evidently you take one cardboard toilet paper holder, fold it, jam it into a door lock and then just wait for the prison guard … Continue reading
Filed under They Live Among Us !, Well I Never
Psst Michael Jackson Fans
Hmm OK, just a quick note to the people who are putting flowers on Michael Jackson’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame….make sure you get the right one. Seems fans are mistaking LA radio star Michael Jackson for the … Continue reading
Filed under Whoops!
Your Welcome, Just Not Your Mat!
So what’s up in Nannyville today? Hmm, seems families living in a block of flats in Burslem, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffs have been told to remove their doormats because they pose a health and safety risk! Oh yeah, council officials are concerned … Continue reading
Not Even Good At Lying!
And the dumbass winner today goes to the Kalamazoo man who walked into a police station bleeding profusely from his arms to report a crime. The man, who was slightly inebriated, told officers he had witnessed a break-in. He then … Continue reading
Filed under Denial, Friggin loon Nominee, They Live Among Us !
RIP Michael Jackson
My phone began ringing in the early morn with people telling me Michael Jackson was dead. I knew it was true the moment I jumped on the Internet and not a friggin thing was working. It has all come to … Continue reading
Filed under End Credit
