Monthly Archives: June 2009
That’s A Tad Harsh!
OK, this is different. Don’t know how Amnesty International or the United Nations feel about this but…Somali Islamic militiamen chopped off the right hand and left foot of four thieves after they were found guilty of stealing cell phones and … Continue reading
This Wont Affect Our Aid Handouts Will It?
The US have all but giggled at North Korea’s latest “fire shower of nuclear retaliation” threat. Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell said “I don’t even know how to respond to that.It’s silliness,for what and with what?” Ooh Dear Leader wont be … Continue reading
If You’ve Got It, Flaunt It!
Last week we brought you the World’s Most Unhygienic Tourist Attraction …this week…The World’s Worst Hotel.And the winner is the Hans Brinker Hotel, Amsterdam. Thanks to the smart people at KesselsKramer for their horrendous advertising campaign which helped the hotel … Continue reading
Wow, We Were Busy!
Geez, you don’t realise how influential your family is until they are arrested and the crime rate plummets…. to a 20 year low! The notorious Johnson family were a gang of travellers (gipsies) who had been running amok for nearly … Continue reading
Filed under Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !
Can You Make It Quick, I Need To Pee
OK honey, sweetie, darl having 13 beers before you have a psychological evaluation to see if you are fit enough to have your three children returned… not smart. Hmm, telling them you aren’t drunk because you “can drink like a … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, End Credit, Friggin Wrong
Hoppy’s Get Out Of Jail Free Card
Hoppy the cat has a few issues..hmm, like scratching the shit out of dogs and pedestrians. The disgruntled moggy is now a registered offender and has been labeled “potentially dangerous” by the Minneapolis animal control authorities, after getting busted twice … Continue reading
Holiday From Hell!
Oh dear god, imagine being on holiday with this lot. A Chinese travel agency is offering holiday packages for couples about to break up. The travel agent has been running a successful ad campaign which reads “If it’s destiny for … Continue reading
Filed under End Credit, Friggin Wrong, Thanks For Nothing
Animals Have a Sixth Sense
You know you’re having a bad day when a monkey pisses on you. The Zambian President Rupiah Banda was giving a press conferene outside his office when the cheeky monkey decided to take a leak from up in his tree. … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Gross, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!
