Monthly Archives: July 2009
Oprah Nearly Had a Blast
Move on, nothing to see here. The backpack outside Harpo Productions’s (Yep, Oprah’s joint) which was believed to have wires hanging out of it, raised enough alarm bells for the Chicago Bomb and Arson Unit to investigate. But it was … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Scary, Well I Never
Feet Up Everyone
Hands up, who brought the friggin croc onboard? A baby crocodile has scared the living crap out of passengers on an EgyptAir flight from Abu Dhabi to Cairo when it suddenly appeared out of nowhere mid flight. The cocky little … Continue reading
Filed under Whoops!, Friggin Wildlife, Friggin Scary
Hey, Yeah You!
Someone found the Friggin Loon by searching “Loon Defecate”.Now that isn’t very nice. Sure you find a bit of shit but please, I don’t defecate that often!
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
Go To Jail
Oh for goodness sakes. A 54 year old man Michigan man was so pissed that his friend wouldn’t sell him Park Place and Boardwalk during a game of monopoly, he hit her in the face and smashed her glasses.That is … Continue reading
Well Hello Mr Two Face
This is the way weirdest story to come out of Detroit, in like, hours. Mr Burwell seemed like a nice enough guy (sure, don’t they all). The bespectacled white mechanic from Ohio ran a repair shop and was often seen … Continue reading
Brother, Can You Spare a Dollar?
OK people, lets put our heads together and think of a way to stop beggars. Oooh, oooh I’ve got it, lets fine the buggers. Great idea, all in favor say “I”. The Alice Springs Town Council are currently looking at … Continue reading
Mystery Mouse
Oh dear god, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration are investigating claims a dead mouse was found in a can of Diet Pepsi. A guaranteed way to lose weight I say.Fred Denegri knew something was up when he thought his … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Gross, Join the skeptic club!, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
