Hang on...that isnt Michael Jackson is it?
Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane… nah it’s the human shrub. Colchester Borough Council have been neglecting their town’s planter boxes and threatening to bulldoze rose beds in order to save a pretty penny. But that was before the Human Shrub showed his ugly face foliage. Yes, a very disgruntled man dressed up like a 6ft shrub (or dead roll on lawn) has been taking matters into his own hands by replacing the weeds, which now grow in abundance in the planter boxes and replaced them with flowers. He says “The councillors responsible for this massacre should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves and resign immediately.” They say “If the Human Shrub is crossing dual carriageways in order to make a political point then I think he is being very irresponsible.” Yep, certainly sounds like Nannyville councillors! Good luck with that Mr Human Shrub man person.
5 Comments
July 8, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Hmmm . . . I’m thinking stray dogs human shrub? Could get messy.
July 8, 2009 at 1:42 pm
It’s the cats I am worried about Jammers!
July 15, 2009 at 3:21 pm
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August 7, 2009 at 4:51 am
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August 22, 2009 at 3:58 am
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