July 10, 2009...4:13 am

Get That Thing Away From Me!

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and then officer she started to ...

and then officer she started to ...

What the? A woman has been arrested for poking her boyfriend in the groin with a pink sex toy.Kimberly Lynn Calvert had been drinking a little too much when she began yelling and screaming at her boyfriend John Anthony Gonzales. Next thing he knows she had the pink thingamabobby  in her hand and was whacking him in the privates . Of course he rang 911 (geez, yet they usually hate it when you ring complaining about your McNuggets!). Hmm, pity the fool who had to handle that evidence.

Psst Geez, most real men would have considered that just foreplay?

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