What the hell? No diving either people!
Good morning Nanny State what you got for us today? Say what? You are no longer allowed to swim the length of the council pool for health and safety reasons. Damn, you’re good. Swimmers at the Dagenham Swimming Pool in Essex have been told they must now swim the width (not the length) of the pool to make it easier for the lifeguards to save them. Yes, swimming the length of the pool would mean the Dagenham council would have to employ an extra lifeguard, so it’s short laps for everyone.Hmm, maybe it would be easier just to drain some water and make the pool ankle deep?
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Oh God what’s next, can they be serious?
That is so funny, width of pool. It is still the same amount of distance for lifesavers to rescue them. Dumb asses! They can still drown anywhere in the pool!
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