Monthly Archives: July 2009
New York State of Mind
What the hell were they thinking, you don’t be putting no 21ft yellow “United States” sign on the friggin New York State border crossing station. Hell no, them damn terrorist might see it and then what? Customs and Border Protection … Continue reading
The Long And The Short Of It
Good morning Nanny State what you got for us today? Say what? You are no longer allowed to swim the length of the council pool for health and safety reasons. Damn, you’re good. Swimmers at the Dagenham Swimming Pool in … Continue reading
Does This Look Like A Toilet?
Just a quick message from the Mayor of Venice in Italy. Quit peeing in our canals. Mayor Massimo Cacciari is irate about tourists attittude towards the floating city after witnessing a Portugese tourist revealing himself in one of Venice’s 177 … Continue reading
Not a Good Day For Dolphin Lovers
This is kind of a bummer story, so animal lovers you may want to look away. Dunham the dolphin was found a few months back in Anclote Key, Florida, looking rather sick and sorry for himself. However the good folks … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, End Credit, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!
I’ll Get You My Pretty And Your Dog Too
OK, you are the Department of Homeland Security and you want to build yourself a $700 million research facility for highly infectious diseases, where are you going to build it? Come on think people, think…”highly” infectious disease and “The Department … Continue reading
Day of The Chipmunks!
It’s begun, the Siberian Chipmunk invasion. Lock your doors, hug your kids, because you just don’t know how long you’re gonna be safe. Harrowing stories of terror are beginning to filter through as these pint sized rodents take over Britain. … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife
