Monthly Archives: July 2009
You Got Something on Your Face
Looking for a sugar fix honey? A man from Destin was arrested in WalMart after he inhaled 28, that’s right folks, 28 cans of whipped cream. Evidently the cans contain nitrous oxide (laughing gas) and if you stick one up … Continue reading
Walls of Sound
I think Phil Spector may have to invest in more than just soap-on-a-rope while he whiles away his time in jail. Seems he has an admirer. Oh yeah, Charles Manson has been harassing the legendary music producer ever since he … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Well I Never
Friggin Guide Pony
OK, if you don’t mind a big pile of shit in your lounge room, sure a horse is a great replacement for a blind dog. Mona Ramouni is a blind Muslim woman living in the US, but due to her … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never, You Go Girl!
Stop Kowtowing
You know I’ve heard all this blah, blah,blah about killer chipmunks and squirrels invading the Nanny State (that is Great Britain) but people, they are little furry rodents.What you need is kick ass birds to show them who’s boss. Kowtowing … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Nanny State, Friggin Wildlife
Bribe Proof Pants
Things must be pretty corrupt at Nepal’s international airport because the anti corruption authorities are going to be issuing pocketless pants for staff. Try bribing tourists now suckers! Yes, after a humongous load of complaints by tourists about the behavior … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Sore Loser
Better Late Than Never
An elderly woman from Queensland was trapped in her toilet for a week, unable to move. She spent her days calling for help in the vain hope a neighbor would hear her. Luckily Michael Hibberd, who was hanging out the … Continue reading
Filed under Whoops!, You Go Girl!
Fair and Balanced
Notice anything wrong with this graphic? Seems, everyone except Fox News missed Egypt’s sneaky little overthrow of Iraq. While the rest of the world had their eyeballs focusing on Kim Jong Il and Imadinnerjacket, Egypt did a little shock and … Continue reading
