Monthly Archives: August 2009

August 31, 2009

Plane Angry Granny

A plane continues to fly too low near your house, what do you do? Grab your friggin .22 caliber gun, wander onto the runway and shoot at it, of course! Judy Davis (69) of Fulton is in deep doodah after … Continue reading →

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August 31, 2009

Exploding OJ

OK people here’s the thing, evidently fermented orange juice can explode (who knew?). Ming Fu Hu, a Chinese immigrant, who owns a drink bar in New Zealand, is suing Coca-Cola after a bottle of Keri orange juice exploded and hit … Continue reading →

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August 31, 2009

IKEA, Please Get Rid of Verdana

The public want what the public wants. When Ikea decided to change their font from Futura to Verdana on the world’s most printed book, the Ikea Catalogue, the company faced a backlash like nothing the world has ever seen (unless … Continue reading →

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August 31, 2009

X Rated Factor!

It is either a sock or singing isn’t Steve’s best asset. Poor Steve had a little issue when he auditioned for X Factor. Hmm, seems there was a party going on in his pants. The sight of poor Steve’s bulge … Continue reading →

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August 31, 2009

Useless Friggin Information

OK Loons, as it is a slow news day  I thought a dollop of useless information would warm the cockles. Butterflies taste with their feet.(So should some chefs!) Over 2,500 left handed people are killed each year from using right … Continue reading →

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August 31, 2009

Going Down!

One very good reason why you should never ever skydive. Bad enough both your chutes fail to open but landing on an air hangar to break your fall…sheez! Paul Lewis is one lucky dude after he free fell from 10,000 … Continue reading →

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August 31, 2009

Honey, Why Is The Dog Stuck To The Fridge?

Polly the blue heeler has a liking for magnets it seems. The partial blind and arthritic Polly was left alone in her owner’s printing business for just a short time when she discovered a box of stick magnets and decided … Continue reading →

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August 31, 2009

Don’t Forget Your Digital Assets In Death

OK people lets get a little down and morbid here. Next time you’re drafting your will or simply adding or subtracting relis from it, don’t forget about all your digital assets like facebook, blogs, eBay and even Paypal accounts. Some … Continue reading →

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August 30, 2009

Psst Wakie Wakie!

Oh dear god, police in Liverpool are trying a new strategy to help remind people to lock up at night…. by breaking into their houses! Yes, officers are sneaking around at night checking residents’ front and back doors, then waking … Continue reading →

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August 30, 2009

A Very Creepy Christmas Commercial

WTF, who would have thought to star Freddy Krueger, Chucky, Hannibal Lector, Darth Vader and the Jason (hockey mask dude) in a Christmas ad. This is a seriously down right creepy commercial people! But it kind of leaves the warm … Continue reading →

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