Monthly Archives: August 2009

Hey Hey This Is Queensland

Oh boy, when a tourism ad fails, it really fails. The latest commercial offerings from Queensland tourism has been met with laughs and snickers from the locals with many calling it “embarrassing” and an “abomination”. In fact 78% of people … Continue reading

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A Hard Act To Swallow!

WTF, a former psychiatric aide trainee at Allentown State Hospital has admitted to giving one of the patients nails, so she could teacher her how to swallow them! Yes, swallow them! Athena Marie Sidlar, who says she suffers from bipolar … Continue reading

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This Makes No Cents!

I’m thinking this might classify you as a total loser! Darrell Butler,Frazier Mack and Mazavious Ross, all from Gainsville, have been arrested for allegedly robbing a teenager of 75cents. Hmm, that’s robbery and conspiracy right there! Psst One of the … Continue reading

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It’s The Season To Be Nasty

OK, the person who is gluing up the locks of shops selling Christmas Cards in Headingley, Leeds, can you quit it! Newsflash whoever, shops can sell Chrissy cards anytime they like OK! Police are currently investigating the ”Movement for the … Continue reading

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Nothing More Than a Catfight

In the red corner, weighing in at 10lb, lets hear it for Muhammad “The Cat” Ali. OK people, you’ve seen the piano playing cat, Nora, now get ready for Muhammad Ali, the boxing moggy. Something of an internet legend, the … Continue reading

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Small Penis Alert

OK people here’s the thing, if you decide to piss all over the foyer of someone’s home make sure you aren’t being filmed on CCTV surveillance cameras or you may find yourself and your “small” penis on posters around the … Continue reading

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Jaycee Dugard’s Kidnapper Was A Blogger!

Dear god, kidnap victim Jaycee Lee Dugard’s friggin captor was a blogger. I am certainly hoping he wasn’t a loon lurker! Geez, worth a defriending on Facebook for that! Phillip Garrido has/had a blog called “Voices Revealed” and his rants … Continue reading

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It’s The 911 Winner of The Week

Lin Xu take a bow. Mr Xu was arrested for misuse of 911 after he rang the Boynton Beach, Florida, emergency line because he couldn’t find his house key. Hmm, to make matters worse when asked his address he gave … Continue reading

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Naked Man Hijacks School Bus

Ewh, children on an Atlanta school bus got more than they bargained for when a naked man (wearing a condom) hijacked it. Evidently the man in question jumped through the driver’s side window of the bus (while it was stationary … Continue reading

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And You Paid For The Paint!

Here’s the thing city council people, if you supply a bunch of graffiti artists with spray paint to decorate a skatepark and then cancel the mural project after two days, expect the worst. The city of Calgary have a clean … Continue reading

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