Monthly Archives: August 2009
Traffic Jam and Butter
And now for something completely different. Government officials in Guangzhou have ordered workers to smear very inch of the climbable surface of a 1,000 bridge with butter.Yes you heard me, butter. Seems they are sick and tired of motorists slowing … Continue reading
Porn Posing Fruit!
OK loons, what do you think, too sexy for a chew? A father has complained about Haribo’s MAOAM sour candy, believing the wrappers are far too seductive for a children’s confectionery! Simon Simpkins describes the illustrations on the wrappers as … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Nanny State, Well I Never
Friggin Stun Gun Granny Lied
She ain’t no granny, she’s a prescription medication junkie, so says Largo police. Stun gun granny, Rose Tyrka, was arrested after zapping a Subway employee with a stun gun after she made her order and then tried to steal money … Continue reading
Not Everyone Loves Sundra
Holy “mazel tov” Batman. I am guessing the next family get together is going to be awkward. Sundra Croonquist an American comedienne is being sued by her mother-in-law, Ruth Zafrin.Ruth ain’t too pleased about being the butt of daughter-in-laws jokes.What’s … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Sore Loser, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never
Best Friggin Hoaxes Ever
OK loons, all together now….. faker, faker faker. In the wake of the megawhoosh hoax here are some others that had people fooled (for just a sec!).
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Join the skeptic club!
Honey, I’m Thinking A Nice Bright Blue
Eric Lake just wanted to cheer the place up a bit, so he bought himself a big bucket of Mediterranean blue paint and began to repaint his drab gray house. That was until the Wrexham Council in Wales spotted him. … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Councils, Friggin Hilarious
Halt or I’ll Shoot!
OK, here’s the thing people, when you find a opossum chasing your chooks be careful where you aim your gun. Larry Tenbrink hadn’t a clue why his chickens kept disappearing until he spotted the opossum chasing them late at night. … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!
Heading to Tampa By Any Chance?
Winner of the false 911 call this week goes to Monte Hinton. Stand up and take a bow. Monte was planning to go to Tampa so he decided to call a cab but instead he rang 911 and got his … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing
