Monthly Archives: August 2009
When eBay Doesn’t Even Work!
You know your life pretty well sucks when you can’t even sell yourself on eBay. Unemployed dude Richard Lloyd from Golcar decided to whack himself onto Ebay in the hope of finding himself a job. So far the former pub … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never, You Go Girl!
Loch Ness Monster Sighted on Google Earth!
WTF. First we have proof Jacko is alive and now Nessie (and it isn’t even April!). Is the whole world friggin messing with me? Jason Cooke claims he was Google Earthing and spotted an unusual shape, that looked a hell … Continue reading
How To Avoid Death By Cow!
People, can you stop provoking the cows. This serious warning comes from the National Farmers Union following the deaths of 4 people in Britain in the last two months due to aggressive cows protecting their calves (no, not Octomom, sheez!).Cows, … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, They Live Among Us !
So What Was It You Removed ?
OK, lets not get alarmed here, but if you recently had your appendix removed from say, a hospital in Britain (psst Great Western), you might want to seriously think about getting this confirmed (by another hospital). Mark Wattson had spent … Continue reading
Michael Jackson Was Doing An Elvis?
It was bound to happen (Ann, hold onto your hair) Michael Jackson is alive and here is proof. A video has just surfaced this very second, showing what appears to be a “Michael Jackson” jumping out of the back of … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Join the skeptic club!, Well I Never
Miss Australia Blows It!
Now had Miss Australia, Rachael Finch, used her “obvious’ blowing skills in the Miss Universe Pageant talent section she might have been in with a chance. Rachael came in fourth in the Miss Universe Pageant but won the “blow up … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, You Go Girl!
No I don’t Need A Mask I’ll Just Use Paint!
OK, here’s the thing people, before robbing a store can you make sure the spray paint you use on your face isn’t friggin toxic.Michael Gregory Thomas and Thomas James decided to rob the Sprint PCS store in Columbia but to … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
That Ain’t No Catfish!
OK, no need to panic just right yet folks but lets just say I wouldn’t be swimming in the Wabash River in Lafayette anytime soon (OK, EVER!). Dean Asbury and his dad were spending a leisurely day fishing on the … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife, They Live Among Us !
