Monthly Archives: September 2009
Tastes Like Chicken
OMG how gross. A woman who became so pissed off with her partner during a domestic, she fried up his pet goldfish and ate them, well, three of them. Despite what could only have been a painful demise for the … Continue reading
Oh Don’t Mind Them, Plant A Few Trees!
When Geering & Colyer Estate Agents listed a quaint little 1930′s fisherman’s cottage for sale in Dungeness they were inundated with interest. Hmm, but real estate agents, just like used car salesmen, have the knack for telling little porkies and … Continue reading
iSnack 2.0 is History
After a backlash from hell, Kraft have decided that it just isn’t worth trying to convince Aussies iSnack 2.0 was a great name for the black yeast extract that was previously known as Vegemite. Hmm, guess it’s back to the … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Dumbass Burglars
This morning as I trolled through one of my favorite blogs, The Mad Hatters (waiting for them to wake the friggin hell up), I noticed one of my other favorite bloggers, Two Yorks and a Bean had posted one of … Continue reading
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Robber With Low Tolerance To Nagging!
It really wasn’t Takashi Owata’s day when he decided to rob the Sunkus convenience store in Fukushima. Hmm, not when a 59 year old female was working there anyways. No one was going to do no robbing on her shift. … Continue reading
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Killer Floormats On The Loose
Toyota recalls 3.8 million vehicles because of a deadly floormat. Everybody panic! Yes, if you own a Toyota, step away from the floormat NOW!!!! Authorities believe the drivers side floormat is responsible for at least 5 deaths and 17 crashes. … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Scary, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
