Ah, the good old days when you didn't have to bother!
Yes, it is all true, if you want to look swank and wonderful, stand next to your unattractive friends.Results are in and studies have now confirmed that standing next to your ugly friends makes you more attractive to other people. So grab your fuglies and head to the nearest bar if you want to get lucky! Anthony Little, of Stirling University, said ‘You get a bit of a contrast effect when you stand beside someone of the same sex.If your friend is unattractive that makes you relatively more attractive.’ Brilliant, that’s all I needed to know! Ah and warning to all people with expectionally good looking friends, just remember you could be cast into the ugly pile if you are seen with them. So choose your friends wisely.
Hhmm, I see potential for ‘ugly’ people to make themselves a bit of money here !!!
P.S. I’m not sure it is entirely advantageous to team up with an ugly mate if you are on the pull.
Too ugly, and your chances of success probably approach zero – since the guy/woman eyeing you up is probably with a friend who will not be willing to take on your ugly mate ?
Same applies to my larger friends. I love hanging out with them as I always feel thinner.
Well, I’m just glad I could help all of you out! Just buy me a beer.
I stood next to three dead guys in a bar one time. They all got picked up and I was left with the bill.
Another study that I could have told you years ago. I tend to hang out with fat people. That way when people say “which one is Bearman” the answer is always…”Oh the skinny one”
That would be so typical and I bet you also say “come and see my sketches sometime”…I am on to you Bearman!!!!