Hon, did ya hear something?
A big thank you to the Prairie P&P’s for passing on this tale of woe. A couple in Wichita, who will remain nameless, decided to do a little “dumpster diving”, which is a term used to describe people who forage around in commercial bins looking for trash. Hmm, but apparently in the great state of Kansas it can also mean jumping into a dumpster to have sex. Anywho, the 40 something couple were getting it on (or off) in the bin and were just reaching the climax of their dumpstering (Kansas style) when they were disturbed by a 60 something couple, who promptly pulled a knife on them, stealing their shoes , jewelry and the man’s wallet. Imagine explaining that to the kids! The police eventually apprehended the muggers… but imagine having to explain that to the kids?
6 Comments
September 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Here in Kansas, the thrill of dumpster sex has come this close to passing face planting as the state sport.
September 15, 2009 at 4:18 pm
So let me get this right, you have trailer trash and dumpster trash!
September 15, 2009 at 4:34 pm
And professional face planters. Ever notice how the center of a bowl is where everything congregates? Kansas is the center of the country; we got everything!
September 15, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Could become your State emblem!
September 15, 2009 at 11:14 pm
This just goes to show you that the Motel and Hotel room taxes in Kansas are too high! Also the maker of those dumpsters could cash in on an advertising scheme. “Our trash bins smell as nice as Radish Hotel, they may even start putting coin operated vibrators like the bed use or other vending machines in there. It is sad the man lost his wallet, I wonder where he was going to take her out to eat??? Come on loons this is too good to let slide!
September 15, 2009 at 11:55 pm
I think you are onto something Griffin. Oh and don’t worry about where he is going to take her out to eat. A McDonald dumpsters can’t be too far away!