Go on, I dare you ?
Mississippi police had to resort to stun gunning and then handcuffing an AWOL emu after it decided to play chicken with the traffic on the 1-20. The big bird wasn’t going down without fight as it weaved between the cars trying to dodge the men in blue, however Police Officer Kiley Culpepper stopped the fun and games by pulling out his taser and handcuffs . Bags the drumstick! Taser 1, Emu 0.
Psst Ah don’t be crying to PETA, the emu was later released in the woods (nod,nod, wink, wink!). I hear they make nice wallets!
2ND Psst Here is some useless info for you, the reason the Emu and Kangaroo were chosen for the Australian coat of arms was because they can’t walk backwards!
It just couldn’t be because they can be found in Australia, it would have to have some reason behind it. Bloody Aussies! Did the indigenous ones have any say in this Loon?