It was self defense I tell ya!
What’s up with the friggin wildlife today? Geez! The latest animal saga comes curtesy of a friggin water rat who attacked a woman while she lay in bed in her motor home in New Zealand. So much for her hubby, the dog and her three legged cat! Lynne Henderson was in bed with husband Neil, when she remembers reaching out to pat her pussy which had just jumped up for a cuddle. Hmm the only thing was, it wasn’t her cat. As she went to stroke the startled rodent it latched onto her upper lip.If it wasn’t for her screaming and her hubby’s fast thinking (he turned on the light) the big friggin water rat could still be on her face. Neil said “It was about nine inches long, very round and cuddly … well, violent, actually,”.(Geez, I hope he is referring to the rat!!!).
OK and the drama didn’t just stop there, hell no. After the rat had the living bejeezus scared out of him, he fled to the bathroom while Neil scurried off to borrow an air rifle. When he return the rodent was “bouncing off the walls and ripped the toilet holder clean off”. Eventually Neil built up enough courage to open the bathroom door and confront the pissed off rat. After giving him a nudge from behind the loo the rodent copped a shot to the tummy before fleeing out the door and up a tree. The Hendersons 1, big huge water rat 0.
Psst The dog and the three legged cat did nothing!
Notice how the rat went for the most dangerous part of the woman’s body. Smart Friggin Rat!!
Just a bit of lip service! I assume most women have had a rat at some stage hanging off their lips!
Why was she trying to pet her cat with her mouth in the first place?
I’m just sayin’ here, but ya think maybe because “It was about nine inches long, very round and cuddly … well, violent, actually,”
blahaha
That’ s what I say to Tillie when she jumps on the beds, “Get off you dirty rat”
then she does exactly what she wants. lol
“The dog and the three legged cat did nothing!”
And damn good thing: Those water rats can carry some pretty evil diseases, and those animals ain’t stupid enough to get bit.