Monthly Archives: September 2009
Lucy Is In The Sky With Diamonds
The little girl who inspired John Lennon to pen “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” has died of the autoimmune disease lupus. Despite many fans believing the song was about LSD, it was really inspired by his young son Julian’s … Continue reading
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Everybody Panic It’s A Kid!
People in Africa are freaking after a goat/ human thingy was born in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe. The creature is believed to have had a huge human head and face but goat legs and a tail. The human goat died a … Continue reading
Mass Prison Breakout During Rugby
WTF. Fifty four Papua New Guinea prisoners have escaped. WTF, because prison wardens at the Bomana Correctional Institution near Port Moresby are on strike over a pay dispute. WTF, it took several hours for anyone to realise they had gone … Continue reading
Bad Service Has A Price
Dalton Chiscolm has gone where no man has gone before. He is attempting to sue the Bank of America for 1784 billion, trillion dollars because he thinks their customer serivce really, truly suks. Evidently what tipped Mr Chiscolm over the … Continue reading
Quick, They Could Still Be Available
WTF creepy assed people.Go away with your 1980′s dating videos, they scare the friggin bejeezus out of me. Hmm, here’s hoping most of you haven’t bred!
Hitler Was a Woman?
WTF, Hitler was a woman? Oh hell there is an implication for history books. It seems either Hitler was a South African runner or it wasn’t him dead in the Berlin bunker. Hey don’t shoot me I am just the … Continue reading
Well That Didn’t Go Well
What happens when two dumbasses use way too much dynamite trying to rob a automatic teller machine? Kaboom, all the way to kingdom come. One man died after being rushed to hospital while the other dude’s body was dug out … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Whoops!
