Monthly Archives: September 2009

Can’t Jump Start Them

WTF, 121 little kiddies living near a battery plant in China are suffering from high levels of lead in their blood .In laymen terms lead poisoning. Hmm, I say that is a tad better than them dying from contaminated milk. But … Continue reading

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Because it’s the Next Generation Vegemite

Can I have some iSnack 2.0 on my toast thanks. Oh and for the old fogeys thinking WTF, that is new name for vegemite.  Yep, in an attempt to appeal to a younger more Y generationy market, Kraft Foods have named their … Continue reading

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The Constant Gardener

Nanny State strikes again. A mother of two has been threatened with arrest because she pulled a dead flower from a council bed! Angie Summers the unlucky gardener was on her lunch break when she saw a withered canna lily … Continue reading

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Friggin Loon Is Camping In Some God Forsaken Place

As some loons have probably figured I am not totally on the ball as usual. That’s because I am in some godforsaken place camping. Yes and I hate camping and usually don’t do people  but as I have no choice … Continue reading

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Funny TV Commercials

Yes, I have way too much time on my hands. Here are the latest installments of friggin funny commercials….

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Useless Friggin Information

It’s that time of the week again, slow news day weekend. So here is my filler to keep you loons entertained. A snail has about 25,000 teeth (be kind to them!). Hummingbirds can’t walk (drunk bastards!) Lemons (kilo for kilo) … Continue reading

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Reasons For Never Dating A Pilot

A woman is wishing she never met a 51 year old licensed pilot from California after his creative attempt at blacken her name. When their relationship came to a sudden and ugly end, it is alleged he used his plane … Continue reading

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Dust Storm Radioactive?

Holy radioactive dust storm Batman. Scientists have got their little suits and geiger counters out after fears the dust which turned Sydney orange maybe radioactive OMG WTF. The dust storm is now feared to have originated from Woomera  in South Australia, … Continue reading

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Unlucky

And the dumbass robber of the week goes to the masked bandit who robbed the Duluth gas station. He is now the lucky owner of a bag  full of used lottery tickets! Salt to the wound….the clerk gave the police … Continue reading

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Sound Of One Hand Clapping

Here’s the thing masturbating Dutch  truck driver, when you flip your vehicle and block multiple lanes of traffic don’t continue to masturbate, that’s just wrong. Amazing but wrong. The man who was en route to Gothenburg, Sweden,  was having a … Continue reading

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