Monthly Archives: September 2009
Just Spreading The Love
Hmm, my favorite precious, Marilyn Manson, snotted fans sitting front row the night before he was diagnosed with swine flu. Bless. Hey, I thought pigs weren’t carriers? That is way gross so don’t bother watching the clip if you don’t … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross
Perks of the Job
If you are a stripper wearing only a parka and some damn inspector gives you a parking ticket, what are you going to do? Friggin flash him that’s what! Hmm, that’s just the latest in Remo Paolini’s tales of being … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never, You Go Girl!
Spontaneous Igniting Hand Gel
OMG, while the lads in British prisons are turning hand gel into alcohol, nurses in Sweden are turning theirs into fireballs. Who knew hand gel could spontaneously ignite? Hmm, well investigations are underway into why a Swedish nurse’s hand suddenly … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Scary, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never
I’ll Wash Your Mouth Out With Hand Gel
OK, here’s the thing British prison officer people, if you give prisoners hand gel which contains alcohol expect them to make illicit concoctions with it. Hello? Hmm, the gel which was distributed throughout the prison to keep swine flu at … Continue reading
Water On The Moon, Who Friggin Knew!
OK, call me cynical (or a Friggin Loon) but you gotta kinda question the whole moon landing thingy when India finds evidence of large quantities of water on the moon (hmm, there goes the cheese theory!). What the hell were … Continue reading
Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Awesome, Friggin Research, Well I Never
