Al Qaeda doing it tough too!
Seems all the terrorist groups are dabbling in other business ventures, outside blowing the shit out of popular tourist destinations, except for Al Qaeda. Poor bastards are cash strapped. Hmm, while they attempt a massive fund raising campaign, the Taliban and Hezbollah are reaping it in with alternative cash streams. Taliban are doing nicely through their illegal drug trade, while Hezbollah are funding their terrorist activities through the making and selling of illegal copies of music and computer software and smuggling cigarettes. So I guess Al Qaeda has become the poor man’s terrorist group! They are so 2001!
Psst What they need is someone who has some talent, then they would have a chance at winning Idol or Britain Has Talent! It’s a long shot but it might work!
6 Comments
October 13, 2009 at 9:51 am
Imagine what they could do with some significant monies… Hopefully they’ll stay stupid and poor… although a suicide bomber exploding on stage would be really cool, but would have difficulty coming back for the next week’s show…
October 13, 2009 at 9:57 am
Reminds me of Achmed :
October 13, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I’m thinking game show: Are You Dumber Than A Terrorist!
Show consists of known terrorists asked questions about terrorist activities around the world, who plans em, who carries em out, what they ate for breakfast, reciting certain pages of the Koran, etc.. Three wrong answers and they blow up. Answer all the questions correctly, and get sent directly to those 72 virgins named Fred waiting for em.
Hey, I’d watch.
October 13, 2009 at 10:55 pm
I’d watch
October 14, 2009 at 4:45 am
I’m in! I’ll send them to see the virgins… with a bullet…
October 14, 2009 at 9:11 am
Can I watch?